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Sup, guys? I used to be ediblestars. Anyway, this is an old fic. It's kind of weird, but I like it. Maybe you will too?

Title: lady complications
Author: astrophage
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Dave, Janine; Britt/Janine, past Dave/Janine
Word Count: ~1000
Rating: PG
Warnings: They're ~ladies!~
Summary: Britt's been seeing someone. Janine comes to Dave for advice. (Female!Conchords AU; heavy on the banter, light on the plot.)

(Also, silenceincities MS Painted the best thing ever in the comments. This is pretty much exactly how I imagine Britt and Janine! Mind piracy?)
Title: A Day in the Life
Author: lye
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Bret, Dave, Murray, Mel, Jemaine, Doug, Greg.
Rating: PG-13, for swearing?
Warnings: None.
Summary: Just some little bits and pieces.
Notes: Ummmm, I don't know. I don't know how much of a story is in here, but I wanted to play around a bit.

A Day in the Life

Title: write something stupid about whatever-the-hell (RPF)
Characters: Bret Mckenzie, Jemaine Clement, James Bobin
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Swearing.
Word Count: 820 words.
Disclaimer: These people are real; the story is not. No disrespect meant.
Summary: The second season of the show is written (very slowly). People bicker good-naturedly.

Link to my journal:

“I know,” says Bret finally, his tone bored. “Spaceships. We’ll do spaceships.”

Man, I'm SO pleased this community exists now .

Title: Time goes too fast (don’t start something now)
Fandom: Flight of the Conchords (RPF)
Pairing: Bret Mckenzie/Kristen Schaal; tiny bit of Bret/Jemaine
Rating: PG13
Warnings: Bad language? I think that's it. And that this is real people fic, if that freaks you out.
Word Count: Roughly 2000.
Disclaimer: Nope, I don’t own Flight of the Conchords, not associated with either Bret or Jemaine, or Kristen. etc. etc. Real people, but a made-up story.
Summary: Bret Mckenzie, Kristen Schaal, unrequited (?) Set during the time they were filming the first season of the show.

Link to the story at my lj:

“Let’s see if Mel finally gets her freak on,” she says, and tugs the script from your hands.